Hey, guess what?
I have typhoid!
Is that straight off of Oregon Trail or WHAT?!
I’d totally be the guy everyone wished they wouldn’t have invited into the wagon.
But, honestly? Typhoid? Are you serious?
I was even vaccinated against it.
Hilarious.
You might think it’s weird that I’m so tickled by the whole thing, but—come on! Think of everything that’s gone down in the last few months, and you might just laugh, too. And, it’s a huge relief to me that I’m not going crazy—this explains the bad headaches, the achiness, the inexplicable exhaustion, the being sick.
It’s just typhoid, not insanity. Hooray!
I hope that you get better.
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